That's when you crack a 10am beer
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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