It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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