Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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