I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
my sisters under your porch take her home
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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