grandma shit on top of the toilet
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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