I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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