If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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