I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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