covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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