I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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