People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I didn't notice because vodka
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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