chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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