yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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