what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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