It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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