brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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