I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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