TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize