his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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