My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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