It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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