So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish i was in the wii world.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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