sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
