This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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