I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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