im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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