Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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