I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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