dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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