I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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