I'm really into asian looking animals
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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