Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Vodka?
Forever.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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