um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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