How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize