it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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