yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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