porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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