brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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