Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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