Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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