Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i out mim tonsoeep
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