you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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