I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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