Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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