Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
People in love make me want to vomit
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I intend to get homeless drunk
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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