if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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