I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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