just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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