So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
