Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
