I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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